Latest scammer call..

 

Oh before I forget.. Here's an amusing story for ya's. I had a phone call a few hours ago. Some guy in India told me that I could get my college debt cleared. He told me that he worked for a man who could clear the debt I accrued in college. Here's the interesting bits of the convo.. I actually talked longer than I usually do which was surprising.

Scammer: The gentleman I work for is clearing up select individual's college debt and you are one of the lucky one's chosen.

Me: Really, well have HIM call me.

Scammer: Everything is being done through me, so he will not be able to call you.

Me: Well this is awkward..

Scammer: From my paperwork it shows that you accrued 5 million in debt from your college learnings.

Me: Does it tell you what college I went to?

Scammer: Yes miss it does.

Me: Oh how interesting.. what college did I go to?

Scammer: Miss I think you know what university you went to.

Me: Oh I have a memory like a sieve you know the spaghetti strainer thingy that some people use as helmets to keep the aliens away?

Scammer: Silence

Me: Well this has been fun, but you see I didn't go to college, now I'm not an idiot who's going to fall for your bullshit so please.. go play in traffic or something.. tootles!