I love it when one dream automatically switches to another in a blink of an eye.

 I had a Witcher dream, and it switched to this one. 

I dreamed that I was at work {WHY am I always at work in my dreams??} and a voice on the overhead said, "Lisa you need to come over and look at this outfit that I'm wearing on my date today."

My coworkers are looking at me weird and then I fly, yes literally fly like Superman to the parking lot door and when I step out, I found myself in someone's living room.

A voice yelled "Hide behind that pillar and tell me what you think of him while I finish getting ready!" So, I stand behind this pillar and a man walks into the room in a suit.

He steps around the pillar and looks at me and says, "You know I can see you there, right?"
Me: No, you can't I'm not here...
Him: Yes, I can, and you are there.
Me: Nope you can't.
Him: Yessss I can...

I looked at his clothes and then ran into the bedroom of my friend who was wearing this bright hot pink fluffy organza top and these really poofy pants of a bright neon green. She looked like a human loofa.

Me: He's in a black suit and tie, you can't wear that! You look like two highlighters puked on you...
Her: Were just going to the balloon festival it's ok.
Me: He's in a SUIT to go to a balloon festival??
Her: Oh, it's alright, you'll see.

She steps out and the man looks at her and said, "Umm I just forgot I need to wash my hair." He left and we looked at each other and said in unison...
"But you're bald..." 

I had a Henry dream last night.

I stepped outside my front door and Roach was sitting there, Geralt was looking at the neighbor's car and was extremely confused. Then my neighbor's door opened and Henry and Kal walked out. The two stood there looking at each other and at the same time said "Fuck".

I petted Kal and turned around and went back inside, then came back out with a camera and snapped their picture. I also pulled a notebook and pen out of my purse {I carry one everywhere I go}.

Roach kicked the car and Geralt started grumbling while Henry says "Well this is awkward..."

I hugged Geralt and then sat down with my pen and notebook. Geralt and Henry watched as the words I wrote created a portal and standing on the other side was Ciri who was yelling for Geralt. He went back through, and Henry sat next to me on the step and said, "What else can you do with that pen?"

I smiled and wrote something down and he got all squirmy and said, "Well now..."

Then I woke up! 

Shark burger's anyone?

I swear I will never watch a shark movie before bed ever again! I wasn't going to post this because it's so stupid, but in a way it's amusing. I tend to dream about things or people I see before I go to bed.

I dreamed that I was standing on a dock, and I heard a "Hey you!"

I'm looking around and see a shark swimming around. "WTF..."I start trying to leave the dock only the back half vanished, and I was on this small section and the shark swims around me.

Shark: "Dude I'm famished, want to come to my place for dinner?"

Me: "No not really... I'm waiting for someone at the moment."

Shark: "Ya know I could force you to come, I'm just trying to be nice..."

Me: "I know, but I'm waiting for someone. It would be rude not to be here when he shows up."

Shark: "Whatever... I tried to be nice."

A laser shot out of the sky the shark was burned up, Iron Man landed next to me, the back half of the dock reappeared. I ran and hugged the ground.

Helmet off Tony handed me a burger "Shark burger?" 

I had a weird dream...

I was walking thru a field of wildflowers and tall grass. There was a group of children walking next to me. I have no clue who they were. Then the ocean appeared, and I found myself standing on the beach. Swimming around in the ocean were sharks. A dozen fins were above water. The tall grass and wildflowers were still behind me.

The children proceeded to walk into the water, and they vanished. I started screaming and a man stepped out of the water. He looked at me with a confused look and I told him there were sharks getting the children. He told me that they were protecting them and that the children were going home, they lived in the water.

A little girl started past me, and I grabbed her arm to stop her from entering the shark infested water. The sharks were thrashing around, they were pissed. The man was angry and came at me with a 2-pronged pitchfork. He stabbed me twice and I just stood there looking at him in shock.

The stab wounds healed, and he said, "You're one of us!" Then he took my hand and picked up the little girl and we walked into the water. Under the water was a path, there were wildflowers along the path and then we entered a cave. There was a glow at the end of the cave, and we stepped out of the opening and there was an underwater city that was completely shielded from the upper world.

The man who was walking with me said that the only way you could see it is if you were an Ulta and then he welcomed me home. No mermaids, just people walking around normally. 

I had a Supernatural dream last night!

I was walking through some dark woods and was very lost. So, I hovered off the ground and went up past the treetops to see where I was.

A road was a few yards away on the outskirts of the woods, so I went back down and walked through the trees to the road. It took me a bit to find it.

As I walked down the road, I saw someone standing in the middle of the road. As I got closer, I discovered that it was Cas and that his phone died. So, I touched his phone and charged it. He thanked me and vanished. I reached town and was sitting on a bench in a park with a cup of coffee. Cas reappeared with Jack.

We spoke for a bit and then Baby pulled up and no one got out. No one was actually sitting in here. The car was literally empty. I continued to look at the stars then I excused myself and soared up into the sky. I burst into flames and started dancing and doing ballet. Baby turned up the music and I danced to it.

When the song was over, I came back down and sat on the table with my coffee. Jack handed me a book and a pen. Then he told me that I needed to write my own story and stop allowing others to do it for me.

I started writing in the book and as I wrote two figured walked out of the woods. Sam stepped out into the moonlight and then Dean. I looked up at them and smiled. "Hello Boys..."

Soo weird....

 

I just got up from a weird nap. I swear I only listened to the radio before I fell asleep. So no clue where this came from.

I dreamed that I woke up on a couch and a woman is standing there looking at me. I look behind her and there's a swamp with gators and crocs in it and they were swimming closer.

I tried to lean back against the couch to make it tip backwards and kept telling her to push it backwards. She just looked at me, no clue who she was. I climbed over the couch and and as I got over a big shot of dirt hit me, like someone was digging and tossed the dirt behind them.

I turned around and the woman was gone and there was a big gator looking at me. I put my hand out and told it to stay, it stayed. I did this 4 times and started to hover off the ground. A baby gator grabbed my arm from behind and I'm trying to wave it off.

The big gator got closer and it's mouth was open, I was able to fling the baby off, I grabbed it by the tail and threw it into the big gators mouth. The big gator started thrashing around to get the baby out and I flew up into the air. This made me think that the baby was the big gator's brat. lol

I was hovering over the tree's. I looked into the pit and saw that there were three towns on 3 sides of the pit, the towns were divided by big stone walls, and there were human bodies both dead and alive scattered around amongst the gators. There were spikes up and down the sides of the pit except for the side that I was on.

My foot was grabbed and I was pulled down into a tree top. A woman was in the tree and told me that everyone in the pit were people who had special skills and abilities. The townsfolk in all 3 towns were against the Specials. She said they gave the special folks a drug that paralyzed them and then dumped them into the pit alive.

Sometime's I wish I could stay asleep forever so I can keep dreaming...

 

Fell asleep around 7pm while reading and now I'm awake. I had another crazy dream. lol 

This one involved traveling, alligators, reptile people, and wandering the streets 

with a leather clad female assassin with Lucy Lawless' face.

Her: "They're scared of you, you know. "

Me: "Don't know why.. I'm a nobody in this world. "

Her: "Like hell you are.. You don't die.. everyone dies, but you don't. It's good to have people fear you."

Absolutely INSANE dream this morning...

I was at a park and there were kids running around everywhere. There were a bunch of guys in a group watching them and pointing at the kids. It's like none of the parents saw it, but me.  

I couldn't understand the language they were speaking as they were speaking in a hushed tone, next thing I knew the crowd of guys was smaller and parents were running around screaming for their children. 

I looked over and saw one of the guys scoop up a child and walk behind a building. I ran over and there were 4 of them with children in their arms walking toward the parking lot. I yelled "Hey!"

One guy dropped the kids he had and attacked me with a knife. He buried it in my chest and I just stood there. I looked at him and said ouch. Then I pulled it out and buried it in his and he fell. 

The other guys dropped the kids and came at me. One shot me over a dozen times. I put my hand up and the bullets came out of me and hovered in the air in front of me. I moved my hand and the bullets slammed into them and they fell. 

I found the car they were using and opened the trunk and started pulling out children. It's like the trunk was endless. I ended up crawling in and found myself in a hallway with rooms full of children, some young and some were teenagers. 

I guided them to the exit and watched as they got out safely. Some people climbed in and we started emptying children from the rooms. 

At the end of the hallway was a room and it was filled with people all who were wearing masks and they were sitting around a table with candles. They were bad and there were photos of children in chains on the walls. 

We locked the doors and one of the people with me caused a huge fireball in the room and killed them all. Another person emptied the room, we found a book filled with names and of the children that were killed. One of the people filled the room with jail cells. Every room was filled with jail cells. 

We got out and slammed the trunk door. A few of them went with me. We hunted down every person the the book and locked them in a cell where they stayed forever. After we would find some and lock them up more names would appear. 

I woke up when my phone rang...