Dear Lisa..

 Dear, dear Lisa..

Please for the love of all things cheese, Do NOT do your own taxes next year, just let someone do them for you.. it's less stressful on us and you and well.. we breakable items in your bedroom would greatly appreciate it!

Yours not so sincerely...
Your newly chipped coffee mugs 

P.S. When breakable items collide into each other, they will in fact break or chip...

P.S.S BTW might I suggest tax season anger management classes next year. Just sayin.. it might help!